It started when my child was around 5 years old. He may have been a bit younger, or older; I am not entirely sure. I just know he was small.
We had gone to the Everything is a Dollar store. The store that my husband will wander around and ask me the price repeatedly.
“How much is this?”
“A dollar.”
“And this?”
“A dollar.”
“This?”
“One hundred pennies,” I say, just to break up the routine and throw him off his game.
So, there we were, in the Everything is a Dollar store and my child had a freshly gifted $5 burning a hole in his Pokemon wallet.
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